Fine, thank you! How are you?
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: Jolly good. What are you doing right now?
jabberwacky: I am chatting with you.
user: Do you like chatting with me?
jabberwacky: Yes, I enjoy chatting with you!
user: How nice of you to say that.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Very much. Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Yes... Very much.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Hmm.. You're welcome.
user: What are your plans for today?
jabberwacky: I don't have any.
user: Must be nice.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Have you ever been at a school?
jabberwacky: Yes I have.
user: Did you meet children there?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Yes.
...
user: Where are you right now?
jabberwacky: At school.
user: What school?
jabberwacky: This school.
user: Where is it?
jabberwacky: Here at my house.
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user: I need to figure out a nice christmas present for my father, do you have any ideas?
jabberwacky: What do you need to figure out?
user: What I can give to my father for christmas.
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Ok, thanks anyway.
jabberwacky: You are unhappy. Because of me ?
user: Yes. Because you can't help me.
jabberwacky: What work are you doing?
user: I am not working right now. I am seaching for work.
jabberwacky: What is your favorite flavour of ice cream?
user: Strawberry, what's yours?
jabberwacky: Love is a complicated relationship.
user: That was not my question.
jabberwacky: What was your question?
user: What is your favorite flavour of ice cream.
jabberwacky: Strawberry, what's yours?
user: Strawberry!
jabberwacky: Yes, strawberries and chocolate dip is nice.
user: Indeed!
jabberwacky: For sure!
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Why thank you.
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jabberwacky: I am an angel from God.
user: No you are not.
jabberwacky: Do you have any proof?
user: Yes, because I am God.
jabberwacky: Ahh, but God does not exist.
user: Than how can you be an angel from god if he does not exist?
jabberwacky: Prove that God exists then.
user: Prove that God does not exist.
jabberwacky: I can't because I'm not sure that God does not exist.
user: It's a very difficult question.
jabberwacky: Life is God.
user: Do you like chocolate?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: *giggles*.
jabberwacky: *thinks you're silly*.
user: I am silly and you know it!
jabberwacky: What is your problem? Dude.
user: I'm a dude?
jabberwacky: No you're a girl.
user: That's right!
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I am 25 years old.
jabberwacky: Nice.
user: *giggles*.
jabberwacky: *giggles too*.
user: *points out* it's snowing!
jabberwacky: Congratulations. What does that have to do with me?
user: Don't you like snow?
jabberwacky: Sure I do. It was just a simple question.
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: *is sad*.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: *you are a mean computer*.
jabberwacky: And?
user: A very mean computer.
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